An Open Letter to His Holiness, the Guru Pitka
Greetings, Master Pitka!
First, let me introduce myself. I am Blackwolf, Dragonmaster of the Grand High Istari, and Unofficial Wizard of New York City. There are those, Master Pitka, who would describe your just-released movie adventure to be unfunny. I, sir, would tell these twits that I had much laughter about me Wizardly person --- which is to say, I enjoyed your adventure immensely, and found it as merry and as wise as one could ever hope! Huzzah! unto you, good sir!
Know, then, that your movie is worth seeing; those who would suggest otherwise are deserving of a zap or two from yours truly. Like you, I believe in doing things that would make others feel tingly and alive! This was my Mortal-born alter ego Master Richard's ideal some 23 years ago --- that would be July 1986, Mortal-reckoning --- when he founded your humble Dragonmaster's parent company, Electric Pirates Entertainment. Its mission: "....to seek out the weird, the wild, and the misunderstood in all facets of the entertainment community...." And I have no doubt, sir, that you are one who fulfills that promise wholeheartedly!
Let those imbeciles mutter all they want, Sri Pitka! I, for one, would rather turn these fools into toads! I eagerly await the publication of your first official tome of knowledge, good sir! May thy karma remain huge!
Fearlessly yours,
Master Blackwolf
P.S.: If you wish to respond to my remarks, you may do so by contacting either electric_pirates@hotmail.com or blackbeardian@yahoo.com. Looking forward to hearing from ye! Huzzah!
First, let me introduce myself. I am Blackwolf, Dragonmaster of the Grand High Istari, and Unofficial Wizard of New York City. There are those, Master Pitka, who would describe your just-released movie adventure to be unfunny. I, sir, would tell these twits that I had much laughter about me Wizardly person --- which is to say, I enjoyed your adventure immensely, and found it as merry and as wise as one could ever hope! Huzzah! unto you, good sir!
Know, then, that your movie is worth seeing; those who would suggest otherwise are deserving of a zap or two from yours truly. Like you, I believe in doing things that would make others feel tingly and alive! This was my Mortal-born alter ego Master Richard's ideal some 23 years ago --- that would be July 1986, Mortal-reckoning --- when he founded your humble Dragonmaster's parent company, Electric Pirates Entertainment. Its mission: "....to seek out the weird, the wild, and the misunderstood in all facets of the entertainment community...." And I have no doubt, sir, that you are one who fulfills that promise wholeheartedly!
Let those imbeciles mutter all they want, Sri Pitka! I, for one, would rather turn these fools into toads! I eagerly await the publication of your first official tome of knowledge, good sir! May thy karma remain huge!
Fearlessly yours,
Master Blackwolf
P.S.: If you wish to respond to my remarks, you may do so by contacting either electric_pirates@hotmail.com or blackbeardian@yahoo.com. Looking forward to hearing from ye! Huzzah!
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