Dispatch from Dun Morogh and Ironforge, with His Majesty King Magni Bronzebeard

Hey there, World of WarCraft fans! Long time, no post, huh?

King Magni Bronzebeard here, greetin' my fellow fanbeings from my fantastic Throne Room here at the Threshold of Ironforge. Y'know, there ain't been much happening since you last heard from us here in beautiful, downtown Irvine, California; and since we figured things were gettin' a tad boring, we thought, "Hey, here's a great idea: Let's ruin the Lich King's day by taking over his ice palace!"

So it's back to the Frozen Throne for us, as Tirion Fordring and his Argent Crusade, Darion Mograine and his Knights of the Ebon Blade, and several of the top butt-kickers from both the Alliance and the Horde --- including Lord Saurfang, King Varian Wrynn and my kid brother Muradin --- stage a little snowball fight at Icecrown Citadel. And, knowing ol' Arthas, he's not gonna like folks messin' around with his fridge. (But hey, someone's gotta make the World safe for those who live to pig out on pizza, y'know!)

To those of you who e-mailed the invitations, sorry about me not makin' it to Super Bowk XLIV this weekend. Woulda been great checkin' out The Who, though!

Hang tough, Dwarf-lovin' dudes and dudettes!

Love,

Bronzie