Barbaro the King (Well, almost!)

As I scribbled hither a few days ago, DO NOT piss off Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro. You will be his lunch if you do. When Cartoon Network's [adult swim] sent a geek to interview this mighty steed, they knew not that Barbaro was not the sort of horse to dare spend his time with losers. Like you, it seems to me, Barbaro is fed up with the Planet being totally without a Triple Crown Champion in Thoroughbred Horse Racing. Barbaro wants to be the King! To that end, he hopes to dominate this Saturday's Preakness Stakes; hopefully, once that's done --- and the Belmont Stakes ultimately taken care of as well --- I, who just happens to be a more sensible, more responsible interviewer, shall have the chance to interview Barbaro the King properly.

As ever, stay ye tun'd!

Master Blackwolf