King Neptune Guest Gloats .... er, Blogs Yet Again!
Greetings, Surface-dwellers! King Neptune here. Hear me, Mortals: The Age of Yankees-Red Sox is OVER! And all I have to say is: How 'bout them Tampa Bay Devil Rays!
With the Philadelphia Phillies in place as Champions of the National League, all that's left now is for said Devil Rays to punish the fools from Fenway once and for all .... and it can happen tonight! Nay, it SHALL happen tonight! Neptunus Rex, King of all the Oceans, so wills it! As you know, gloating in Master Blackwolf's face has been a whole mess of fun for yours truly since the Florida Marlins humiliated those dum-dums from the Bronx in Game 7 of the 2003 World Series --- in their very own Yankee Stadium, no less! This will be quite the scenario for the twits from Fox Sports if I have anything to say about it, which, of course, I will! (Nasty, evil laugh!)
Believe me when I tell you that one could not ask for a more deliciously wacky comedy team than Joe Buck and Tim McCarver! Ha ha! Joe, ever the straight man, usually ends up becoming Mr. Hard Thoughts every time I watch him (which is why he talks so harshly every time Fox gets to do the Super Bowl); while Timothy, besides his tales of his years on the field, gets to joke around about whatever floats his boat, if you will. And all the while, both of them are shamelessly plugging something you need to see on Fox per se.
This is why I love to guest-blog in the Mage of Talisker's Diary of Magecraft --- because he knows I'm going to make him surrender all of Earth's watery resources to yours truly! (Damn straight, it's good to be the King!) And I expect my good friends in the Mystick Krewe of Neptune to party hearty when the Great Moment arrives; I want to give them a really big Christmas present. That would be my Corps d' Mermaids with a big banner bearing these words:
TAMPA BAY DEVIL RAYS --- 2008 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!
But if that is to happen a week a half from hence, the Rays must hold up their end of the bargain .... and do so tonight! Oooooh, I can hardly wait!
See you soon, Surface-dwellers!
Sincerely yours,
Neptunus Rex, King of all the Oceans
With the Philadelphia Phillies in place as Champions of the National League, all that's left now is for said Devil Rays to punish the fools from Fenway once and for all .... and it can happen tonight! Nay, it SHALL happen tonight! Neptunus Rex, King of all the Oceans, so wills it! As you know, gloating in Master Blackwolf's face has been a whole mess of fun for yours truly since the Florida Marlins humiliated those dum-dums from the Bronx in Game 7 of the 2003 World Series --- in their very own Yankee Stadium, no less! This will be quite the scenario for the twits from Fox Sports if I have anything to say about it, which, of course, I will! (Nasty, evil laugh!)
Believe me when I tell you that one could not ask for a more deliciously wacky comedy team than Joe Buck and Tim McCarver! Ha ha! Joe, ever the straight man, usually ends up becoming Mr. Hard Thoughts every time I watch him (which is why he talks so harshly every time Fox gets to do the Super Bowl); while Timothy, besides his tales of his years on the field, gets to joke around about whatever floats his boat, if you will. And all the while, both of them are shamelessly plugging something you need to see on Fox per se.
This is why I love to guest-blog in the Mage of Talisker's Diary of Magecraft --- because he knows I'm going to make him surrender all of Earth's watery resources to yours truly! (Damn straight, it's good to be the King!) And I expect my good friends in the Mystick Krewe of Neptune to party hearty when the Great Moment arrives; I want to give them a really big Christmas present. That would be my Corps d' Mermaids with a big banner bearing these words:
TAMPA BAY DEVIL RAYS --- 2008 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!
But if that is to happen a week a half from hence, the Rays must hold up their end of the bargain .... and do so tonight! Oooooh, I can hardly wait!
See you soon, Surface-dwellers!
Sincerely yours,
Neptunus Rex, King of all the Oceans
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