Dispatch from Dun Morogh and Ironforge
Greetings, World of WarCraft fans! King Magni Bronzebeard of Dun Morogh and Ironforge here, wondering where in the name of Thorin Oakenshield everybody's been! Man, the rest of the world's been going pretty bonkers since my previous Dispatch --- and what's this I hear about Drew Carey takin' over The Price is Right, man? Did they need somebody cooler?
Oh, yeah, that's right: everybody's been way too busy bein' on Harry Potter overdrive, what with Deathly Hallows, Order of the Phoenix: The Movie and stuff. Hey, what are we --- chopped liver? Like, are we not good enough for you guys back on Earth? While I'm sittin' on my butt here in my Palace's Throne Room, the gang in our Blizzard Entertainment front office are plotting stuff as never before! We got stuff so jam-packed with secrets, we couldn't even tell you if we wanted to! (Besides, you folks know what we do to cheaters --- yep, like our sign outside our Irvine, California HQ sez: TRESPASSERS WILL BE EATEN!)
On a more serious note, though, I heard about what's going on with Dungeon and Dragon Magazines. Y'know, Wizards of the Coast, you're really gonna make a whole lot of us D&D fans cry because you won't let those good folks at Paizo Publishing keep putting out those two wonderful mags. Matter of fact, don't be surprised if I start blubberin' myself once I have a read at those two farewell issues they got planned for September! We at the Bliz are all gonna miss ya, Dungeon and Dragon Magazines! You made the World of WarCraft go 'round and 'round --- and for that, we thank you.
OK, that's enough of my big mouth for now. Later, Dwarf-lovin' dudes and dudettes!
Love,
Bronzie
Oh, yeah, that's right: everybody's been way too busy bein' on Harry Potter overdrive, what with Deathly Hallows, Order of the Phoenix: The Movie and stuff. Hey, what are we --- chopped liver? Like, are we not good enough for you guys back on Earth? While I'm sittin' on my butt here in my Palace's Throne Room, the gang in our Blizzard Entertainment front office are plotting stuff as never before! We got stuff so jam-packed with secrets, we couldn't even tell you if we wanted to! (Besides, you folks know what we do to cheaters --- yep, like our sign outside our Irvine, California HQ sez: TRESPASSERS WILL BE EATEN!)
On a more serious note, though, I heard about what's going on with Dungeon and Dragon Magazines. Y'know, Wizards of the Coast, you're really gonna make a whole lot of us D&D fans cry because you won't let those good folks at Paizo Publishing keep putting out those two wonderful mags. Matter of fact, don't be surprised if I start blubberin' myself once I have a read at those two farewell issues they got planned for September! We at the Bliz are all gonna miss ya, Dungeon and Dragon Magazines! You made the World of WarCraft go 'round and 'round --- and for that, we thank you.
OK, that's enough of my big mouth for now. Later, Dwarf-lovin' dudes and dudettes!
Love,
Bronzie
posted by Master Blackwolf | 9:55 AM
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