Dispatch from Dun Morogh and Ironforge, with His Royal Majesty, King Magni Bronzebeard
YOU, kiddos, have made us the fastest-selling video game in history --- and so here I am on the ol' Throne here in my Palace, chillin' out as I usually do, but this time with a trusty swig or two o' pina colada by the big chair celebrating. Maybe you like us for our quirky sense of humor, our constant propensity to kick some ass where necessary ..... or, if you're so inclined, maybe it's because there some of you out there, and you know who you are, who think Dwarves are sexy. (Which, of course, we are.)
Anyway, we wanna say thank you for your continued support, your sense of humor, and especially your trust and loyalty. All the Blizzard Entertainment boys and girls who are responsible for the wacky things we do around here say the same. As we approach our Christmas Celebrations --- yeah, Greatfather Winter's got something up his stocking for all us Dwarves, too --- we want you to know we're gonna stay #1 any way we can. And we're glad you're along for the ride!
Catch ya later, Dwarf-lovin' dudes and dudettes!