Blackwolf the Dragonmaster's Diary of Magecraft

Being a Chronicle of the Inner Secrets of, and Spells of Magick as Wielded by, the Philosopher of the Internet and Unofficial Sorcerer-in-Residence of the City of New York

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Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Dispatch from Dun Morogh and Ironforge, with His Royal Majesty, King Magni Bronzebeard

Hey there, World of WarCraft fans! King Magni Bronzebeard here, and boy, am I a happy camper! The powers that be here in beautiful, downtown Irvine, California have seen fit to turn lovely, talented, Royal, Dwarven, ass-kickin' little ol' me into an action figure! Cool! What that means is, for a nice, excellent $16.99, including the obligatory shippin' and handlin', you Dwarf-lovin' dudes and dudettes out there can take me home with you!

Frankly, I've never been an action figure before; I'm just so darn tickled pink that the Blizzbrass wanted to make me one! Now, I can truly say I rank among the immortals of collectible action figures: Barbie! Ken! Superman! Batman! Spawn! The Powerpuff Girls! (OK, I have yet to see them as action figures, but I'm sure you get my drift.)

Anyway, I'm so happy about my new action figure status that I've declared it a holiday here in Dun Morogh and Ironforge! And I'm calling it Let's-Hear-It-for-Me Day, because I think I'm gonna like being an action figure!

So, all I can say at this point is: Buy me --- or else! Catch ya later, Dwarf-lovin' dudes and dudettes!

Blushing as pink as a Dwarf King can ever blush,

Your humble Royal Dwarf Dude,



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