Dispatch from Dun Morogh and Ironforge, with His Majesty, King Magni Bronzebeard
"Hey, why don't we make some cool video games, and have some fun doin' it?"
Well, 20 years later, we're the happiest cool video game spot anywhere! From our headquarters here in beautiful downtown Irvine, California, we've put together the coolest adventures, the most fantastic worlds ---- and, er, oh yeah, one totally excellent Dwarf King: yours truly!
Oh yeah, did I mention we're in the thick of our Midsummer Fire Festival, where it's all fire, all the time? That, and you don't have to get burned! (Seriously, kids --- yeah, I know, it's a bummer, but I'm contractually obligated to do the PSA thing, like everybody else --- don't you go playin' with fire on your own, OK? Ya gotta stay cool, y'know!)
Meanwhile, we hope you guys out there are havin' a terrific summer --- and we sure look forward to chillin' out with you for another 20 years, folks! Keep things easy, y'hear?
Catch ya later, Dwarf-lovin' dudes and dudettes!