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Being a Chronicle of the Inner Secrets of, and Spells of Magick as Wielded by, the Philosopher of the Internet and Unofficial Sorcerer-in-Residence of the City of New York

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Friday, January 09, 2009

Dispatch from Dun Morogh and Ironforge, with His Majesty, King Magni Bronzebeard

Hey there, World of WarCraft fans! King Magni Bronzebeard of Dun Morogh and Ironforge here!

Y'know, I gotta feel a little sorry for some of you Dwarf-lovin' dudes and dudettes who just happen to be checkin' this little commentary out on the other side of the lower 48, y'know. I mean, here at Activision Blizzard HQ in beautiful, downtown Irvine, California, we got temperatures in the 80's, man --- and everybody else is wearing fur coats. (We Dwarves aren't exactly down with the PETA punks, either. [That's People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, in case nobody figured it out yet.]) But hey, there's a reason my little hole in the World is called Ironforge: we get to stay nice and toasty warm 24/7 --- and we have a real good time doing it! Sweatin' to the oldies? How about sweatin' to everything else in general? Not only does it make for a great workout, you get to bang on a wooden table every night; and you get to scope out for some really cool music videos! Just don't bother lookin' fer 'em on MTV anymore. Nah, man --- MTV stopped being cool aeons ago, when we World of WarCraft creatures felt the need to rock n' roll, if you know what I mean.

Anyway, February promises to bring you folks something really big here in Ironforge! Can't let you know what it is right now, but when the higher-ups at HQ give us permission to be de-muzzled, we'll spread the word. For now, though --- to be serious for a moment --- I'd just like to say thanks, everybody, for making us America's #1 computer game family. You all make me feel like checking out those old ABC Still the One! promos from the 70s! Matter of fact, lemme go do that right now! Stay toasty warm, Dwarf-lovin' dudes and dudettes!

Love,

Bronzie

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