Wookiee Doodle Dandy!

Peter Mayhew is scheduled this week to take on a new life debt of sorts when he becomes an American citizen. Gee, I wonder how The Star-Spangled Banner is sung on the Kashyyyk system?

Well, think about it, Mortals: Don't you think someone should translate a few patriotic American songs into the Wookiee tongue? My Country, 'Tis of Thee, perhaps? Home on the Range? Maybe even Oh, Susannah?

Face it, folks --- only a veteran Star Wars Nerd would dare ponder such musings. Doubly so, given that said Star Wars Nerd is no less than the ol' Nerd of the Rings himself --- me! See you goodlies @ the Halloween Parade --- or, failing that, @ Town Hall with the fresh hound!

(Oh yeah --- and do start sending in your Twilight Zone Nightmares! I'm not about to bore meself to death with absolutely nothing hither!)

Fearlessly yours, as always,

Master Blackwolf