Wookiee Doodle Dandy!
Well, think about it, Mortals: Don't you think someone should translate a few patriotic American songs into the Wookiee tongue? My Country, 'Tis of Thee, perhaps? Home on the Range? Maybe even Oh, Susannah?
Face it, folks --- only a veteran Star Wars Nerd would dare ponder such musings. Doubly so, given that said Star Wars Nerd is no less than the ol' Nerd of the Rings himself --- me! See you goodlies @ the Halloween Parade --- or, failing that, @ Town Hall with the fresh hound!
(Oh yeah --- and do start sending in your Twilight Zone Nightmares! I'm not about to bore meself to death with absolutely nothing hither!)
Fearlessly yours, as always,