Blackwolf the Dragonmaster's Diary of Magecraft

Being a Chronicle of the Inner Secrets of, and Spells of Magick as Wielded by, the Philosopher of the Internet and Unofficial Sorcerer-in-Residence of the City of New York

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Location: New York, New York, United States

As New York's Unofficial Wizard, my mission is to encourage the Mortals of Manhattan to imagine responsibly!

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Dragonmaster Update (Yeah, 'Tis Yours Truly)

OK, Mortals, we need to talk seriously here.

Right now, I could've been in on this year's Tribeca Film Festival, extolling me damn documentary movie, Quite an Imagination: The Story of New York's Unofficial Wizard. Unfortunately, personal demons suffered by both Stephen Steinberg and myself, renovators invading and making over me apartment, a dead cell phone and one or two brainless twits who didn't wanna play ball with me have pretty much gotten in the way. Drat, drat, draaaaat!!!!!

Why am I kvetching about all this, you ask? Because I can, and because I damn well feel like it! Hast thou a problem wi' that, m'Lord? All I'm livin' for as of right now is my Easter Parade gig a couple of weeks hence, and don't you dare annoy, much less ignore me when my Dragon pal Sir Aragorn and I show up! And I don't wanna find in me inbox another expletive deleted e-mail from you either, Rapid T. Rabbit! As of now, I no longer give a bleep re your fans or your show.

That's why I'm gonna introduce Sir Aragorn to the Royals from the Imperial Court of New York when they show up; I expect they'll be there round about noontime, by then the Rapid T. Rabbit and Friends crew will be long gone (to which I say a sensible "Yay!").

Bottom line, dearests, I'm back, and I'm gonna stay in your face until our documentary is completed, released, posted on YouTube and anything else I can think of that we can do to the damn thing.

And now, if you don't mind, I need to update Master Richard's wacky Facebook photo album entitled The Best of Mistress Maleficent, wherein Disney's ultimate bitch waxes poetic about being stylish, being nasty, being .... well, bitchy --- and, of course, taking over the world. See you Friday at Bethesda Fountain for a few more weekends' worth of sneaky-peek public appearances --- and then, the big one outside St. Patrick's Cathedral on Easter Sunday morning!

Master Blackwolf