Dragonmaster Update (Yeah, 'Tis Yours Truly)
Right now, I could've been in on this year's Tribeca Film Festival, extolling me damn documentary movie, Quite an Imagination: The Story of New York's Unofficial Wizard. Unfortunately, personal demons suffered by both Stephen Steinberg and myself, renovators invading and making over me apartment, a dead cell phone and one or two brainless twits who didn't wanna play ball with me have pretty much gotten in the way. Drat, drat, draaaaat!!!!!
Why am I kvetching about all this, you ask? Because I can, and because I damn well feel like it! Hast thou a problem wi' that, m'Lord? All I'm livin' for as of right now is my Easter Parade gig a couple of weeks hence, and don't you dare annoy, much less ignore me when my Dragon pal Sir Aragorn and I show up! And I don't wanna find in me inbox another expletive deleted e-mail from you either, Rapid T. Rabbit! As of now, I no longer give a bleep re your fans or your show.
That's why I'm gonna introduce Sir Aragorn to the Royals from the Imperial Court of New York when they show up; I expect they'll be there round about noontime, by then the Rapid T. Rabbit and Friends crew will be long gone (to which I say a sensible "Yay!").
Bottom line, dearests, I'm back, and I'm gonna stay in your face until our documentary is completed, released, posted on YouTube and anything else I can think of that we can do to the damn thing.
And now, if you don't mind, I need to update Master Richard's wacky Facebook photo album entitled The Best of Mistress Maleficent, wherein Disney's ultimate bitch waxes poetic about being stylish, being nasty, being .... well, bitchy --- and, of course, taking over the world. See you Friday at Bethesda Fountain for a few more weekends' worth of sneaky-peek public appearances --- and then, the big one outside St. Patrick's Cathedral on Easter Sunday morning!