Dispatch from Dun Morogh and Ironforge!
It's me, your old pal King Magni Bronzebeard, Lord High Royal Dwarven Dude of Dun Morogh and Ironforge, guest blogging today here in Blackwolf the Dragonmaster's Diary of Magecraft because --- well, because it's Tuesday, and it's a routine day here in the ol' Royal Throne Room.
First of all, I wanna thank all of you loyal WarCraft fans who kept writing, phoning and e-mailing our bosses in beautiful, downtown Irvine, California --- home of our humble house, Blizzard Entertainment. You've asked so many cool questions, the ones that truly matter: "Is there gonna be another BlizzCon in Anaheim, California? When is Warner Bros. gonna do that World of WarCraft movie? What are your plans gonna be for the next World of WarCraft expansion?"
Hey, we're trying to get our pals at Legendary Pictures to start seeing things our way, and get with the deal-makin' at Warners; for now, we need your patience here, people! We're kickin' butt every day to get the movie off the ground; development hell is pretty hard to escape from, especially if your idea of hell is a place called Ironforge (though we Dwarves don't think so, which of course means we might have to bash in a head or two).
Anyway, we want you to visit our Community homepage for all the dirt from all the WoW Kingdoms. Gossip, fan art, silly stuff --- and, for those of you who are in on such things, you might want to check out BigAppleCon.com, because that's where Blackwolf sometimes frequents those weird conventions at the Penn Plaza Pavilion. Those are the ones where that strange dude Zorikh Lequidre, alias Captain Zorikh, fights a never-ending battle for Truth, Justice and the Classic Comic Book Way!
As for me, I'll be here in the Throne Room, sittin' on me Royal Butt and watchin' all my subjects do their Dwarven thing! Catch ya later, Dwarf fans!