The Devil Guest-Blogs About Heat Waves Again! (Aren't You Lucky?)

Greetings, you oh so icky-poo Mortals, my future loyal minions!

Lucifer, Prince of Darkness here, a/k/a the Devil, once more greeting you fools from my custom-upholstered Throne O' Doom! And I think you can figure out what I'm gonna talk about today: 100-plus degree temperatures and the half-man, half-goat evil entities who love them!

English translation: I'm giving New York City another heat wave this week, and it makes me feel so dirty. And baby, I love it! Yessss!

So here I am, with another guest-blog comment in Dum-dum's Diary of Magecraft about how hot it is out there! And I only have one command for all you: Do the Samba! In fact, let the loud drums of Manhattan Samba pound you all afternoon long! Look, just do the Samba, or I shall poke you with my trusty trident!

And now that I feel so bad about the hotness, I think you know what I'm going to do next, don't you? That's right, I'm going to laugh my nasssssty laugh:


Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!