Dispatch from Dun Morogh and Ironforge!
King Magni Bronzebeard of Dun Morogh and Ironforge here. Well, there's not much to tell you out there except that we're still in discussions with our new friends over at Legendary Pictures concerning that proposed World of WarCraft movie. In the meantime, though, I'm both happy and sad. I'm sad because my little girl Moira is in the clutches of the evil Emperor Thaurissan --- and she's carrying his kid --- which in turn means that my son/daughter and heir(ess) to the throne will very likely be a Dark Iron Dwarf! Damn!
As for my kid brother, Brann, I hear he's been sending a few new messages, at least three of which have found now their way into you Humans' bookstores --- as Lands of Conflict, Lands of Mystery, and the Alliance Players' Guide! Cool! (That, kiddos, would be the happy part.) Oh yeah, and we got a brand-new expansion for The Burning Crusade comin' at ya. It's called Caverns of Time, and it's gonna star a cute little Dragon dude named Nozdormu, who's gotta stop those shadowy Timeways from going bonkers, or else there'll be no more World of WarCraft the way you and I know it!
Anyway, Master Blackwolf's preparing to do the New York Renaissance Faire Sterling Forest in September, so your ol' pal King Bronzie's gonna be filling in for a few weeks. Hey, SOMEBODY'S gotta keep this Diary of Magecraft goin' strong, y'know. I lose enough sleep ruling my Kingdom, kvetching over my girl giving birth to a Dark Iron Dwarf, and as if that's not weird enough, possibly shooting a movie for Warners, too! The things my bosses at Blizzard Entertainment make me put up with! Aaargh!!!
Well, that's all from Dun Morogh and Ironforge for now, kids. King Magni Bronzebeard saying so long for now, and reminding each and every one o' you --- you always bash the heads you love! (Heh-heh-heh!)