Blackwolf the Dragonmaster's Diary of Magecraft

Being a Chronicle of the Inner Secrets of, and Spells of Magick as Wielded by, the Philosopher of the Internet and Unofficial Sorcerer-in-Residence of the City of New York

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As New York's Unofficial Wizard, my mission is to encourage the Mortals of Manhattan to imagine responsibly!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Today's Guest Blogger #2: Nostradamus!

Hiya, kids! Nostradamus, the Man Who Saw Tomorrow here!

Y'know, I don't know about you, but since the day a few years back when ol' Davey Boy Wolper talked ol' fatso Orson Welles into hosting that 1981 movie about moi, the fans have been reading book after book about me and my Quattrains. Basically, what I was doing was writing to my baby son about how to stop the end of the world before it started. Thing is, it took me about ten books worth of text to get the job done; these days, you would've just text-messaged the whole ten-volume set here if you wanted to!

Y'know, the last time I guest-blogged here in Blackwolf's Diary of Magecraft, I had to take this whiny 27-year-old kid from Neptune, New Jersey to school about why I had that movie made about me. Now, thanks to the current crisis concerning America's economy, everybody's having agita over the end of the world! And me? I got a feeling that another TV special starring yours truly is due any day now. (Waitaminnit: now I remember --- Discovery Channel UK did my most recent TV gig; look for it to come your way soon, Americans, because it'll likely have a whole lot more to say than my History Channel gig ever could!)

As for me, I'm getting more and more offers to do the big talk shows. I had to turn down Kimmel, because he freaks out way too much; and don't get me started about Leno or Letterman! Craig's a snoozefest; Jon Stewart is a tad so-so. So I guess that leaves Conan. Hmmmm .... maybe if I do Conan, I'll have the chance to one-up Couchboy (a/k/a Tom "Mr. Scientology" Cruise).

Look, I gotta go. King Richard the Lionhearted wants my autograph, and I promised I'd share! See ya!


Today's Guest Blogger #1: His Oceanic Majesty, King Neptune!

Hello there again, Surface-dwellers!

Oh boy, am I lovin' this: Master Blackwolf's beloved New York Yankees are gone, banished, kaputski from the post-season for the first time in 13 years! Not only that, the Wizard's going to lose the view of the light of the Stadium from the window of his hovel --- because the pinstriped pinheads are moving across the street! Oh, and as if that's not enough, the American League Eastern Division Champions are a bunch of folks who really deserve to be: the Tampa Bay Devil Rays!

I am going to so love gloating in the Dragonmaster's face this year! I've been doing that ever since the Florida Marlins humiliated the Yanks in Game 7 of the 2003 World Series! Oh, how the Mage of Talisker has grumbled about it ever since! Ha ha! I know that my friends in St. Petersburg's one and only Mystick Krewe of Neptune will join me in having quite the fabulous party! (All of which is to say: See you guys at Gasparilla!)

Anyway, enjoy the wet weekend I'm giving you so far, Surface-dwellers! Boy, is it good to be the King of all the Oceans!


King Neptune