Post-Mermaid Parade Thoughts from a Very Exhausted Dragonmaster
All around me, I've been getting opinions from others saying that Dick Zigun brought all this unwanted controversy upon himself, simply by living at his place of business. For more than a decade the "permanently unelected Mayor of Coney Island" kept living quarters at 1208 Surf Avenue --- until, most recently, somebody raised a big stink about it all. Now, here we all are, fighting to stop all these condos, all these residential buildings and whatnot --- I must tell you, friends, these are situations that have frankly made things too, too much for even a Dragonmaster to tackle!
I remember well when the High Istari, my seven Wizardly superiors, first dispatched me into this current dimension, asking me to be, as was once the case in days of old, the proverbial voice crying out in the wilderness of these challenging days. Well, as you know by now, it's not just me. Master Thoth, Thor the Barbarian, my fellow Mages Ryleh the Wanderer and Merdwin the Mediocre --- their voices, too, howl out to challenge others to stake their claim and fight to preserve their dreams. As always, I invite you all to support us in our efforts.