Leprechauns Rule Again!
Nothing succeeds like Leprechauns, dearests --- which explains why, next year, the Big Apple will have all the greenest stuff --- but, of course, we'll still be bored as usual. But what the hell, it's the 250th Anniversary New York City St. Patrick's Day Parade, people! And doubtless the 6-hour event will be a loooooooooooong and windin' road, that I'll say now.
Happily, my dear friends, Little John the Leprechaun and Loni the Leprechauni, know a thing or two about magic and how to make it happen, which is why your Dragonmaster will shortly e-mail them with the good news concerning SLOT and its unexpected victory over the big guns, if thou wouldst.