Things that make a Wizard bonkers: battling to survive!
We Wizards deal with crapola like this with every new aeon ---- and I wonder how much more crapola I shall have to deal with before I'm forced to drive mine adopted metropolis up ye proverbial wall!
In any case, your humble Dragonmaster is happy that another ferocious, twisted adventure is nearing towards its conclusion; but did you honestly think I would not go without in terms of spending some honest-to-Merlin computer time? I think not!
I'm Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, dammit --- and it only takes one mere microsecond to get on me rotten side! Capice?
Good. And now that that's off me Wizardly chest, back to my adventures!