Neptune Guest Blogs Again!
King Neptune here. Well, last night we came close to having yours truly gloat in ol' Master Blackwolf's face about the Yankees --- but unfortunately, thanks to a few newcomers in the Yanks' ranks, that little idea of gloating may have to wait a day! Drat! Oooooh, I hate the idea of having to find myself wearing a Yankee cap! It won't look good with my trusty trident!
Well, hopefully, I'll be cooler than normal, thanks to the next big Disney musical, The Little Mermaid. Some guy named Norm Lewis is portraying my Atlantican doppleganger King Triton, and they're grunting that the show per se might be something of a flop. Y'know, while I would like to buzz Ben Brantley in the New York Times to basically back off, I may not have the chance to do that --- we fishes have these .... well, let's call them issues. It's just that we still have a fondess for the dude who was and is still my favorite version of ol' Triton. That would be actor/comedian Kenneth Mars.
Alright, Dragonmaster. Your precious Yankees got away with one. ONE. But there'll be one moment yet. Count on it!
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Neptunus Rex, King of all the Oceans