Dispatch from Dun Morogh and Ironforge!
King Magni Bronzebeard here, offering a big wet thumbs-up to this year's Rex, King of Carnival, Dr. Ron French, and his beautiful Queen, Brooke Parker. Betcha they had a really great time last night, dressing up in their royal robes and making as much merry as possible! Wish I'd been there to bow before Your Majesties! Luckily, WYES-TV captured it all LIVE on tape, and made a way-cool DVD out of it, too!
Why we Dwarves never get to party down like that here in Ironforge is beyond me, man. I go to the Blizz Front Offices, and I sometimes ask the Blizzard Braintrust why we don't do that kind of partying like that here in beautiful downtown Irvine, California. What, we're not cool enough in Irvine to party? You bet we are! I mean, hey, I've seen the Draenei let their hair down and get loose --- makes me wanna do the Hustle! (Yeah, I kinda got this '70s thing, y'know?)
That's it for right now, Dwarf-lovin' dudes and dudettes! I gotta head back to the Throne Room and see if I'm on YouTube.com! Catch ya later!