Bottom line, Mortals, I'm doing AIDS Walk New York on May 18th. Expect your Dragonmaster's toesies to be practically screaming to stop this! Well, I can't do that, because Their Most Sovereign and Imperial Majesties, Emperor Rob Hunter de Woofs and Empress Charlene Chivoe, Royals of the Imperial Court of New York, along with members of their Imperial Entourage, are expected to be in on it, too, and this presents me with the chance --- even if I don't think that it'll happen --- to thank Their Imperial Majesties for the kindness they showed me when we met at the Easter Parade a while ago.
Still, my feet will be killing me afterwards; of that I have no doubt. So:
Ouch, ouch, ouch and more ouch! Ouch, ouch, ouch and even more ouch! Ouch, ouch, ouch and ouch some more! Ouch, ouch, ouchety, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch --- and, not to put too fine a point upon it, ouch!
(Oh yeah, did I mention ouch?)