Dispatch from Dun Morogh and Ironforge!

Hey there, World of WarCraft fans! Long time no see! King Magni Bronzebeard of Dun Morogh and Ironforge here!

Hey, things have been pretty quiet here in beautiful, downtown Irvine, California --- home of our humble little hole-in-the-wall, Blizzard Entertainment. But like a lotta you folks, we're ready to party down on the Feast of Winter Veil, as Greatfather Winter pays a call on our lands. But hey, in all seriousness, we wanna thank all our Blizzard fans across the cosmos for keeping us #1! And with your help, people, we're gonna stay Numero Uno!

And why's our ol' pal Master Blackwolf not been hangin' around here of late, I wonder? Oh yeah, that's right. He's checking out what's goin' on with the crew from Lordi! I hear they got their own horror movie comin' out --- something called Dark Floors! Man, I can't wait to see the trailer!

Well, I gotta put my Royal Butt back on the ol' Throne here! I gotta remember I'm a King, and a King's first obligation is to sit on his Royal Butt and listen to his subjects grumble about whatever! Catch ya later, Dwarf-lovin' dudes and dudettes!

Love as always,

Bronzie