Dispatch from Dun Morogh and Ironforge!
Hey, things have been pretty quiet here in beautiful, downtown Irvine, California --- home of our humble little hole-in-the-wall, Blizzard Entertainment. But like a lotta you folks, we're ready to party down on the Feast of Winter Veil, as Greatfather Winter pays a call on our lands. But hey, in all seriousness, we wanna thank all our Blizzard fans across the cosmos for keeping us #1! And with your help, people, we're gonna stay Numero Uno!
And why's our ol' pal Master Blackwolf not been hangin' around here of late, I wonder? Oh yeah, that's right. He's checking out what's goin' on with the crew from Lordi! I hear they got their own horror movie comin' out --- something called Dark Floors! Man, I can't wait to see the trailer!
Well, I gotta put my Royal Butt back on the ol' Throne here! I gotta remember I'm a King, and a King's first obligation is to sit on his Royal Butt and listen to his subjects grumble about whatever! Catch ya later, Dwarf-lovin' dudes and dudettes!
Love as always,