Blackwolf the Dragonmaster's Diary of Magecraft

Being a Chronicle of the Inner Secrets of, and Spells of Magick as Wielded by, the Philosopher of the Internet and Unofficial Sorcerer-in-Residence of the City of New York

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Location: New York, New York, United States

As New York's Unofficial Wizard, my mission is to encourage the Mortals of Manhattan to imagine responsibly!

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Magecraft in the Rain!

Well, folks, it's raining hither in ye Byg Appyl (Aaargh!!!), and for this ol' Dragonmaster, that means I have to once again battle to bust me boredom! Oh yeah, and I feel like listening to me arteries harden! WRONG! Though I usually tell my fans "Nobody likes a drenched Dragonmaster," today, as I found out, even King Henry VIII of England (Ray Irving to some of you Mortals browsing hither from England) is bored --- so bored, in fact, that I was forced to e-mail His Majesty my personal invitation to visit NYC! Not only that, my pal Ik the Troll (Bryan Thompson) is working on his first novel!

Yes, Dragon fans: Ik the Troll, hairy hunk from the Georgia Renaissance Festival, will soon add another bone to his delicious resume: best-selling novelist! And you WILL read his book, or I shall make him eat you. 'Nuff said. Yes, Trolls have been known to eat book critics. Please don't ask me to explain. It's a Trollish thing.

As for me, the usual boring stuff, blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda.

Hey, what do ye want? It's raining, by Merlin's beard!

Master Blackwolf