Well, folks, it's raining hither in ye Byg Appyl (Aaargh!!!), and for this ol' Dragonmaster, that means I have to once again battle to bust me boredom! Oh yeah, and I feel like listening to me arteries harden! WRONG! Though I usually tell my fans "Nobody likes a drenched Dragonmaster," today, as I found out, even King Henry VIII of England
(Ray Irving to some of you Mortals browsing hither from England) is bored --- so bored, in fact, that I was forced to e-mail His Majesty my personal invitation to visit NYC! Not only that, my pal Ik the Troll
(Bryan Thompson) is working on his first novel!
Yes, Dragon fans: Ik the Troll, hairy hunk from the Georgia Renaissance Festival,
will soon add another bone to his delicious resume: best-selling novelist! And you WILL read his book, or I shall make him eat you. 'Nuff said. Yes, Trolls have been known to eat book critics. Please don't ask me to explain. It's a Trollish thing.
As for me, the usual boring stuff, blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda.
Hey, what do ye want? It's raining, by Merlin's beard!