Dispatch from Dun Morogh and Ironforge, with His Majesty, King Magni Bronzebeard

What's going on, World of WarCraft fans? King Magni Bronzebeard here, chillin' out in my Throne Room, and doing the usual Royal Dwarf King kinda stuff, and never more so than on this, Blizzard Entertainment's 20th Anniversary! Y'see, there were these three dudes doin' things beyond their studies at UCLA, and one day, when they decided that there wasn't really anything happening, they hit on this neat idea:

"Hey, why don't we make some cool video games, and have some fun doin' it?"

Well, 20 years later, we're the happiest cool video game spot anywhere! From our headquarters here in beautiful downtown Irvine, California, we've put together the coolest adventures, the most fantastic worlds ---- and, er, oh yeah, one totally excellent Dwarf King: yours truly!

Oh yeah, did I mention we're in the thick of our Midsummer Fire Festival, where it's all fire, all the time? That, and you don't have to get burned! (Seriously, kids --- yeah, I know, it's a bummer, but I'm contractually obligated to do the PSA thing, like everybody else --- don't you go playin' with fire on your own, OK? Ya gotta stay cool, y'know!)

Meanwhile, we hope you guys out there are havin' a terrific summer --- and we sure look forward to chillin' out with you for another 20 years, folks! Keep things easy, y'hear?

Catch ya later, Dwarf-lovin' dudes and dudettes!

Love,

Bronzie