Blackwolf the Dragonmaster's Diary of Magecraft

Being a Chronicle of the Inner Secrets of, and Spells of Magick as Wielded by, the Philosopher of the Internet and Unofficial Sorcerer-in-Residence of the City of New York

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As New York's Unofficial Wizard, my mission is to encourage the Mortals of Manhattan to imagine responsibly!

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Neptune Guest Blogs Again, Again!

Greetings, Surface-dwellers! King Neptune here!

And so, another World Series has come and gone --- and not only that, Master Blackwolf's beloved New York Yankees has imploded so much behind the scenes that I can hardly keep up with all that's happened! Boy, am I lovin' it! Ha ha!

Now, I gotta teach some of you Surface-dwellers a lesson re the New York Knicks. From all the rants I've been reading in the New York Daily News, it occurs to me that there are a lotta you New Yorkers who are obsessed with having ONE expletive deleted sports franchise be a Champion in the Big Apple.

What part of Not. Gonna. Happen. don't you undersatnd here, folks? As has always been the case with you Surface-dwellers, it's always been all about the money. "Show me the money!" we heard Cuba Gooding, Jr. scream for the first time all those years ago. It ultimately got him an Oscar. Where is the guy now? Hmmmmmm?

Y'know, this is what I love about being King of the Oceans: I get to do most things the Humans don't wanna do --- and I espcially would like to send my props to my man Davy Jones. Squidbeard kicked butt in 2003, and made Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest the coolest of the whole Trilogy. And the Mortals of Industrial Light & Magic made Davy boy look so cool, they won their most recent Oscar for Visual Effects!

Well, Surface-dwellers, I've gloated at you enough for a while. I gotta go see what ol' Aquaman's up to. Later!

Yours etc.,

Neptunus Rex, King of all the Oceans