Dispatch from Dun Morogh and Ironforge, with His Majesty, King Magni Bronzebeard!
King Magni Bronzebeard of Dun Morogh and Ironforge here! Long time, no post!
Well, while the rest of the Planet has been going bonkers, from a wild and crazy election in New York City and in Trenton, New Jersey, to those wild and crazy Yankees winning their 27th World Series Championship (they're partying hearty in City Hall Park in Lower Manhattan even as I type!), here at Blizzard HQ in beautiful, downtown Irvine, California, we've been makin' a few significant changes, most of 'em involving our other main Internet presence, Battle.net. Here's the deal:
If you plan on stayin' with us here in the World, you need to merge your World of WarCraft account into a Battle.net account before Veteran's Day, November 11th, 2009. Afterwards, ya gotta log into the World with a Battle.net username and password, so that we can recognize ya and stuff. Hey, look at it this way: I've had to do this with my Throne Room a good many times in the past, kids; it's a piece of cake, and we all need to worry about periods of adjustment at one time in our lives or another.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, we got our very own Magazine now, too! You don't need to guess what it's called: World of WarCraft --- The Magazine! It's published four times a year, we don't take ads, and every issue is nothin' but 148 pages full of news, art, tall tales, game pointers, events in the Blizzard world --- in short, everything you wanna know, we got it for ya! And you can only get it by subscribing at the website. So do yourself a favor: get off your butt and get started. You can handle it! You know you wanna!
Well, enough of my hairy mouth! Gotta go hop back onto my Throne, where I can sit on my Royal Butt and chill out, the way we Dwarves love to do! Catch ya later, Dwarf-lovin' dudes and dudettes!