06-06-06: The Devil Gets it Right, and Guest Blogs Again!
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Yesssssss!
OK, enough of that. Hello, Mortals! Lucifer, Prince of Darkness here, a/k/a the Devil --- and, I sure feel bad today! And, as you might expect, future minions, that brings an evil smile to me face! As I growled at you yesterday, I have taken over Blackwolf's Diary of Magecraft ostensibly to gloat you again about how I'm going to take over the world, and, of course, as I have just done, to laugh my nasty laugh!
As I do, however, let me tell you something I think you ought be well aware of: Today, Lordi's Hard Rock Hallelujah, the song that destroyed Eurovision, will also wreak havoc on the world! When those freaky Finns first performed that song, I knew they were worth listening to! And given that the movie version of that rather sexily violent book, The Devil Wears Prada, hits theatres on June 30th, I know there's gonna be a whole mess of bitching, kvetching and whatnot! I love it when you Mortals bitch and kvetch about this, that and the other thing!
Anyway, what else can I say about the Forces of Nastiness on this, my day? Ah yes! There is only one lady who is just as evil, just as bitchy, and just as determined as I am to dominate the Planet in general --- Mistress Maleficent, from Disney's Sleeping Beauty! Why, do you know what she told me one day, when the two of us were out on a recent date Downstairs? She said this:
"Let me tell you, Lucifer dear, I usually loathe Halloween in the Magic Kingdom. But one night, this young 6-year-old brat came up to me. She had these icky ponytails --- but she was, surprise of surprises, dressed up to look exactly like me! And what's more, she came right up to me and said, 'When I grow up, Maleficent, I wanna take over the world just like you!' I was so pleased I just had to have a sneering session with that little girl!"
"A 'sneering session'? What in the name of Badness is that?"
"It's a typical photo op," replied Maleficent, "except that you don't smile, you sneer. Haven't you yourself sneered at people when you've been poking them with that trident of yours, Devil dearie?"
Needless to say, she had a --- Heh-heh! --- point! Anyway, after tonight, I intend to party like it's the end of the Multiverse (or are we already there, I wonder?). Well, no matter. Methinks it be time to hop back onto me delightfully crafted red and gold Throne of Doom, and get back to laughing my nasty laugh!
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're just going to have to put up with me all day long, Mortals! Nastiness rules! Yessssssssss!
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ferociously yours,
Hotguy
Yesssssss!
OK, enough of that. Hello, Mortals! Lucifer, Prince of Darkness here, a/k/a the Devil --- and, I sure feel bad today! And, as you might expect, future minions, that brings an evil smile to me face! As I growled at you yesterday, I have taken over Blackwolf's Diary of Magecraft ostensibly to gloat you again about how I'm going to take over the world, and, of course, as I have just done, to laugh my nasty laugh!
As I do, however, let me tell you something I think you ought be well aware of: Today, Lordi's Hard Rock Hallelujah, the song that destroyed Eurovision, will also wreak havoc on the world! When those freaky Finns first performed that song, I knew they were worth listening to! And given that the movie version of that rather sexily violent book, The Devil Wears Prada, hits theatres on June 30th, I know there's gonna be a whole mess of bitching, kvetching and whatnot! I love it when you Mortals bitch and kvetch about this, that and the other thing!
Anyway, what else can I say about the Forces of Nastiness on this, my day? Ah yes! There is only one lady who is just as evil, just as bitchy, and just as determined as I am to dominate the Planet in general --- Mistress Maleficent, from Disney's Sleeping Beauty! Why, do you know what she told me one day, when the two of us were out on a recent date Downstairs? She said this:
"Let me tell you, Lucifer dear, I usually loathe Halloween in the Magic Kingdom. But one night, this young 6-year-old brat came up to me. She had these icky ponytails --- but she was, surprise of surprises, dressed up to look exactly like me! And what's more, she came right up to me and said, 'When I grow up, Maleficent, I wanna take over the world just like you!' I was so pleased I just had to have a sneering session with that little girl!"
"A 'sneering session'? What in the name of Badness is that?"
"It's a typical photo op," replied Maleficent, "except that you don't smile, you sneer. Haven't you yourself sneered at people when you've been poking them with that trident of yours, Devil dearie?"
Needless to say, she had a --- Heh-heh! --- point! Anyway, after tonight, I intend to party like it's the end of the Multiverse (or are we already there, I wonder?). Well, no matter. Methinks it be time to hop back onto me delightfully crafted red and gold Throne of Doom, and get back to laughing my nasty laugh!
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're just going to have to put up with me all day long, Mortals! Nastiness rules! Yessssssssss!
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ferociously yours,
Hotguy
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