Dispatch from Dun Morogh and Ironforge; Bonjour, Paree!
So I'm sittin' on my Royal Butt here in the ol' Throne Room, when the word comes down from the higher-ups here in beautiful downtown Irvine, California: They're saying basically that things have gotten so boring in the U.S. of A. that they want us to go on a totally excellent vacation! Wanna know where? That's right, mes amis: The whole Blizzard gang is gonna do Paris, France!
We're talking about the Blizzard Entertainment Worldwide Invitational Tournament --- a weekend that brings together the whole company, its cast of characters (includin' yours truly!), and YOU, our loyal fans, together for two whole days of the stuff Blizzard fans want to do. You know what I'm talking about here: Panel discussions, costume and dance contests, live performances from some real cool butt-kickin' rockers, merchandise, silent auction --- and the hands-on double-packed world premieres of Wrath of the Lich King and StarCraft II! We're all gonna be hangin' out at Hall No. 5 of the Porte de Versailles Exposition Center in Paris, on Saturday, June 28th and Sunday, June 29th! Meanwhile, Fury of the Sunwell, Patch 2.4, the newest episode in our Burning Crusade library, is fully operational, too! (Even if there are still a couple kinks to be worked out!)
Well, anyway, check out Blizzard.com if you wanna get some more updates. In the meantime, I gotta go pack my battlegear, man: You never know if you're gonna need to bash in a few heads along ze Champs-Elysees!
Catch ya later, Dwarf-lovin' dudes and dudettes!