Some Final Thoughts on the Giants' Super Bowl Triumph
The human race is littered with thousands of tales of Miracles and the beings and spirits who caused them. I shudder, frankly, to think just how many times the world has long prayed for and expected a Miracle. But on Sunday, February 3rd, 2008, it took one football team --- the New York Football Giants --- to teach us what Miracles mean. They taught us how to remember to dream. They taught us how to believe in something greater than themselves. They showed us again how to believe, by Merlin's beard. And let me tell you, though I was ultimately drained in the end by the experience, I want you to know that it was an adventure I shall recall for a very long time.
Well, enough nonsense now. I have some Monstericans to worry about now. Lordi, they call themselves --- and last time I checked, there was supposed to be a horror movie coming out starring them. Dark Floors, it was called. Well, shall we join the ickiness, then?