From His Oceanic Majesty, King Neptune:
Greetings, Surface-dwellers! King Neptune here! Feast your eyes on this, won't you:
This is from September 15th, 1965, when I bestowed this honor upon one Stephen Swayne, from Woodside, Adelaide, South Australia. In those days, I had the pleasure of greeting my subjects in partnership with the folks at Qantas; at that time, I wasn't as jolly in those days as I am now.
But, truth be told, given what I've had to listen to after all this silliness about BP screwing up my Oceanic Kingdom, it's a wonder I don't start taking my trusty trident and poking the daylights out of those dimwit Humans responsible for all this nonsense! Fortunately, I always count on ol' Blackwolf the Dragonmaster to give me a laugh or two; and, in return, the old Mage allows me on occasion, as he has done today, to let me guest-blog here in the Diary of Magecraft, so that I can teach you Surface-dwellers a lesson or two about respecting your oceans!
In New York City, where Master Blackwolf has his headquarters --- OK, I won't beat about the bush! I had lots of fun at this year's 28th Annual Coney Island Mermaid Parade! I don't know who had more fun than me: Dick Zigun and the old folks, or those who were in on all the silliness, ribaldry and political ranting! Anyway, be a dear and check out Flickr.com, because they obviously have tons of Mermaid Parade photos!
Until next time, dear Friends of the Sea!
Humbly yours,
King Neptune
This is from September 15th, 1965, when I bestowed this honor upon one Stephen Swayne, from Woodside, Adelaide, South Australia. In those days, I had the pleasure of greeting my subjects in partnership with the folks at Qantas; at that time, I wasn't as jolly in those days as I am now.
But, truth be told, given what I've had to listen to after all this silliness about BP screwing up my Oceanic Kingdom, it's a wonder I don't start taking my trusty trident and poking the daylights out of those dimwit Humans responsible for all this nonsense! Fortunately, I always count on ol' Blackwolf the Dragonmaster to give me a laugh or two; and, in return, the old Mage allows me on occasion, as he has done today, to let me guest-blog here in the Diary of Magecraft, so that I can teach you Surface-dwellers a lesson or two about respecting your oceans!
In New York City, where Master Blackwolf has his headquarters --- OK, I won't beat about the bush! I had lots of fun at this year's 28th Annual Coney Island Mermaid Parade! I don't know who had more fun than me: Dick Zigun and the old folks, or those who were in on all the silliness, ribaldry and political ranting! Anyway, be a dear and check out Flickr.com, because they obviously have tons of Mermaid Parade photos!
Until next time, dear Friends of the Sea!
Humbly yours,
King Neptune
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