Blackwolf @ the Oscars 2007: More Oscar Pre-Buzz
Look, you try to take issues like this on from the viewpoint of your typical ABC network exec. What do I put on the Academy Awards? What do I leave out of the telecast? How am I gonna keep things at the Oscars cool and not drive the Planet crazy about it?
There's only one answer, my friend: battle as best you can, grab the nearest Tylenol you can get your hands on, and let matters take their course. In other words, America, the time has come to stop worrying and love the Academy Awards as a 4-hour show. The more we start doing that, me buckos, the better life will be. What do YOU think? I really wanna know. You know where to e-mail me: firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com.