Well, here we be, Mortals! Welcome to 2007 --- and as always, Blackwolf the Dragonmaster is well prepared --- and, one would guess, a tad ill-prepared --- to take on whatever challenge comes me way. Whether it's Tampa, Florida's Gasparilla Pirate Festival
or the coming Super Bowl XLI
in Miami; whether it's the Oscar
Nominations or the Medieval Festival @ Fort Tryon Park;
whether it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day
or Tartan Weekend
---- I got so many challenges up me Wizardly butt, I know not where to begin! I only wish I had that ol' Triumph magic again; every second I'm away from Ol' Poopstar
Of course, I gotta put up with boring ol' American Idol
, and thus my forever icky-poo enemy Ryan Seacrest
, too --- but what the hell! When yu've over 4800 years in this wiz biz the way I have, let's face it --- ya gotta have Hollywood savvy where it counts, and ol' Blackwolf's got it where it counts, kiddos!
So, what say ye, Byg Appyl? Art thou prepar'd for your Unofficial Wizard to once more be in thy face? Good, 'cuz now 'tis time to party!SHALL WE BOOGIE, THEN?