Pre-Halloween Thoughts
Whew! By Merlin's beard, it feels so good to be able to scribble something in the ol' Diary of Magecraft again. Doing this wiz gig is always a chore, but then, alas, much has happened to several of my colleagues in the Wizard and Mortal worlds. For example, Ik the Troll's toesies are killing him (just like mine!); Lord Seversword's Tome has reached 3 million hits and counting; ol' Poopstar and Robert Smigel are on the other end of the lower 48, helping Adam Sandler with his next movie; I've reunited with Martin Sargent, who's now hosting a new web-only wackofest called Infected; Joe Torre quits those #&^%#^@(!*#& Yankees; The Lady Rowling outs beloved Dumbledore --- and as if that's not nutty enough, here I am, hoping to bug Lordi and fiends in person, prior to their 10/29 teamup with Type O Negative down @ Irving Plaza!
Well, given that Elvira, Mistress of the Dark decided to ditch this year's Greenwich Village Halloween Parade in favor of a guest shot on the Today Show, I have to risk being crushed into mush, just to ask Team Lordi to do the Parade in Milady Elvira's stead.
Blarst it all! What's a Dragonmaster gotta do to get bloomin' noticed around here, by Merlin's beard?
Well, given that Elvira, Mistress of the Dark decided to ditch this year's Greenwich Village Halloween Parade in favor of a guest shot on the Today Show, I have to risk being crushed into mush, just to ask Team Lordi to do the Parade in Milady Elvira's stead.
Blarst it all! What's a Dragonmaster gotta do to get bloomin' noticed around here, by Merlin's beard?