Whew! By Merlin's beard, it feels so good to be able to scribble something in the ol' Diary of Magecraft again. Doing this wiz gig is always a chore, but then, alas, much has happened to several of my colleagues in the Wizard and Mortal worlds. For example, Ik the Troll
's toesies are killing him (just like mine!); Lord Seversword's Tome
has reached 3 million hits and counting; ol' Poopstar and Robert Smigel are on the other end of the lower 48, helping Adam Sandler
with his next movie; I've reunited with Martin Sargent, who's now hosting a new web-only wackofest called Infected;
Joe Torre quits those #&^%#^@(!*#& Yankees; The Lady Rowling
outs beloved Dumbledore
--- and as if that's not nutty enough, here I am, hoping to bug Lordi and fiends
in person, prior to their 10/29 teamup with Type O Negative
down @ Irving Plaza!
Well, given that Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
decided to ditch this year's Greenwich Village Halloween Parade
in favor of a guest shot on the Today Show
, I have to risk being crushed into mush, just to ask Team Lordi
to do the Parade in Milady Elvira's stead.
Blarst it all! What's a Dragonmaster gotta do to get bloomin' noticed around here, by Merlin's beard?