Blackwolf the Dragonmaster's Diary of Magecraft

Being a Chronicle of the Inner Secrets of, and Spells of Magick as Wielded by, the Philosopher of the Internet and Unofficial Sorcerer-in-Residence of the City of New York

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As New York's Unofficial Wizard, my mission is to encourage the Mortals of Manhattan to imagine responsibly!

Sunday, August 20, 2006

More with Magni Bronzebeard, King of Dun Morogh and Ironforge

Hi again, World of WarCraft fans! King Magni Bronzebeard of Dun Morogh and Ironforge here! Y'know, kids, being a Dwarven King ain't all a piece of cake, especially when your kid brother is making like Indiana Jones, your daughter's gonna give birth to a son and/or daughter who's very likely gonna end up having to choose between being one of Da Good Guys or Da Bad Guys --- but hey, I didn't land this gig being a member of the Blizzard Entertainment Family simply because of the beard, or my super Dwarven strength, or other silly stuff like that. No, kids, I gotta have issues --- and did the Blizzard folks ever give me issues!

OK, what else can I tell ya other than that? Well, as I told you guys yesterday, Master Blackwolf has gone AWOL for a skosh (Look, even a Wizard needs some R & R. You gotta problem with that?), and since I happen to be one of his favorite cool Royal People, I'll be filling in for a couple of days, if only to keep the Diary of Magecraft going strong. You work this Kingdom the way I do, and chances are, you're gonna have to contend with typos and the like. You secretaries out there, you know how it is, don'tcha?

Well, Happy 40th to our boring ol' pals over at Star Trek. Why Patrick Stewart decided that Jean-Luc Picard just kept on annoying him is beyond me. Most of us Dwarves love the chromedome look! It makes us sexy, and makes us more of the warrior kinda person, y'know?

I guess there ain't much to say, not at least for today, anyway. Just let me say this as I finish this up: You, our loyal fans, are beautiful. You've stuck with us through thick and thin, and you've drawn some really weird pictures for us --- and at the very least, there have been one or two who've written in to gimme a little bit of moral support. Like this e-mail I got the other night from a dude in Chicago. He wrote:

"Of all the Bronzebeards, you rock because you've got the hardest problems to solve, you're willing to put up with more Humans than all the other Dwarven Kings I watch in every other MMORPG --- and you just basically kick ass like everybody else, man. I wish I were you, Magni Bronzebeard! YOU RULE! Love, Dwayne in Chicago."

Thanx, Dwayne. It's always a pleasure to say hi to a loyal Bronzebeard fan. Well, see ya next time, World of WarCraft fans ..... and remember --- you always bash the heads you love!